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Liquor & Herb Provoked Rambling of a Young Genius

Joe. 22. Cali. MC/photographer/writer/sports broadcaster/chill dude

I'm an aspiring rap artist in my free time, going by the stage name of Joe Kool. The link at the top, Joe Kool - My Music, is a collection of my songs. In my writings, I like to emphasize clever wordplay and metaphors, while still saying something or having a direction to a song. Hope you enjoy, feedback is greatly appreciated, and most importantly, thanks for listening.
Jul 23 '14
In the bay. Literally. #sf #goldengate #bridge #bay #fishing #linesgoindeepbruh

In the bay. Literally. #sf #goldengate #bridge #bay #fishing #linesgoindeepbruh

Jul 22 '14
Coworker of my dad’s gave us a souvenir from his trip to DC, this is a million dollars of shredded up bills no longer in circulation. Ima put them back together #psych #money #itsonlypaper #dc

Coworker of my dad’s gave us a souvenir from his trip to DC, this is a million dollars of shredded up bills no longer in circulation. Ima put them back together #psych #money #itsonlypaper #dc

Jul 21 '14

If you can’t get to sleep, just remember the three M’s: milk, marijuana, and masturbation

Jul 20 '14
I didn’t get a selfie with him (I was trying to be professional), but I did get a great interview from him, after he signed hundreds of autographs and chatted with all the local attendees. My story with the #calaverasenterprise on #tjdillashaw bringing the belt home will be out soon! Thanks again @tjdillashaw ! #ufc #champion #mma #bretharte #calaveras #sports #truechamp #awesome

I didn’t get a selfie with him (I was trying to be professional), but I did get a great interview from him, after he signed hundreds of autographs and chatted with all the local attendees. My story with the #calaverasenterprise on #tjdillashaw bringing the belt home will be out soon! Thanks again @tjdillashaw ! #ufc #champion #mma #bretharte #calaveras #sports #truechamp #awesome

Jul 18 '14
Took a spin on the waterwhip this evening #sunset #lakecamanche #boat #cruise #chillin

Took a spin on the waterwhip this evening #sunset #lakecamanche #boat #cruise #chillin

Jul 18 '14
A light was extinguished from my life the other day. A light that burned bright, dimmed slowly, and consumed a good portion of my dinners over the years, sometimes by snatching food off my plate right in front of me, or even sneaking into the fridge. I’ll miss laughing at that, along with our talks about real stuff, and I’ll always remember running after him down california street, and then alllll up and down camanche’s hills when he’d bolt out an open door and run free. I doubt I’ve known or will know another mammal that could run faster than him back in the day. #rip Spike, I know you’ll be hittin bitches from the back and gnawing on pig ears with the doggfather up top. I’m sorry mom cut the tip of your ear off that one time she was trimming you, I’m sure it wouldn’t have happened if I was there. And thank you for growing up with me, your 15 years with my fam made my 22 a lot better, you were the goodest of #dogs

A light was extinguished from my life the other day. A light that burned bright, dimmed slowly, and consumed a good portion of my dinners over the years, sometimes by snatching food off my plate right in front of me, or even sneaking into the fridge. I’ll miss laughing at that, along with our talks about real stuff, and I’ll always remember running after him down california street, and then alllll up and down camanche’s hills when he’d bolt out an open door and run free. I doubt I’ve known or will know another mammal that could run faster than him back in the day. #rip Spike, I know you’ll be hittin bitches from the back and gnawing on pig ears with the doggfather up top. I’m sorry mom cut the tip of your ear off that one time she was trimming you, I’m sure it wouldn’t have happened if I was there. And thank you for growing up with me, your 15 years with my fam made my 22 a lot better, you were the goodest of #dogs

Tags: dogs rip
Jul 15 '14
View from the top #tahoe #southlake #gondolas #highup

View from the top #tahoe #southlake #gondolas #highup

Jul 14 '14
Why I do most all of what I do… check my sports articles on calaverasenterprise.com for the scoop on all the local ballers and big games and whatnot #sports #writing #calaveras #newspaper #story #sneakpeek #journalist #livinthedream

Why I do most all of what I do… check my sports articles on calaverasenterprise.com for the scoop on all the local ballers and big games and whatnot #sports #writing #calaveras #newspaper #story #sneakpeek #journalist #livinthedream

Jul 13 '14

Knew I shouldn’t have done horizontal #ohwell #nofilter #sunset #chill #trippy #larrylovestein #thumbsup

Jul 13 '14

metrothuggin:

u gonna regret not textin me back when my mixtape drop

Jul 13 '14
"Be so good they can’t ignore you."
Steve Martin (via kushandwizdom)
Jul 13 '14

(Source: little-cyes-2)

Jul 13 '14

(Source: blackpidgeot)

Jul 13 '14
emilydamnit:

eradicatedelicacy:

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

OH MY GOD I WASNT EXPECTING THAT


This is beautiful

emilydamnit:

eradicatedelicacy:

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

OH MY GOD I WASNT EXPECTING THAT

This is beautiful

(Source: theoreticaldolphin)

Jul 13 '14
corgnelius:

"These are not the stumps you’re looking for."

corgnelius:

"These are not the stumps you’re looking for."